{"id":211,"date":"2007-01-23T12:35:56","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T04:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/?p=211"},"modified":"2007-01-23T12:35:56","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T04:35:56","slug":"m-laws-tenth-annual-wacky-warning-label-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"\u7b2c\u5341\u5c4a\u5947\u7279\u8b66\u793a\u6807\u5fd7\u5956"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">M-LAW&#8217;s TENTH ANNUAL WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u7b2c\u4e00\u540d\uff1a\u201cDo not put any person in this washer.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u6765\u81ea\u4e00\u5bb6\u81ea\u52a9\u6d17\u8863\u5e97\u7684\u8b66\u793a\u6807\u7b7e\uff0c\u201c\u4e0d\u8981\u628a\u4eba\u585e\u8fdb\u6d17\u8863\u673a\u201d\uff0c\u5f97\u4e3b\u5c06\u83b7\u5f97500\u7f8e\u5143\u548c\u4e00\u672cM-law\u4e3b\u5e2djones\u7684\u4e66\u3002<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u7b2c\u4e8c\u540d\uff1a\u201cDon\u2019t follow this advice and you\u2019ll get the surprise of your life.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u4e0d\u8981\u542c\u53d6\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5efa\u8bae\uff0c\u4f60\u7684\u4eba\u751f\u5c06\u4f1a\u6709\u4e2a\u60ca\u5947\u201d\uff0c\u4e00\u4e2a\u9488\u5bf9\u53e6\u4e00\u4e2a\u8d34\u5728\u8239\u4e0a&#8221;Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level(\u7528\u706b\u67f4\u6216\u8005\u660e\u706b\u53bb\u68c0\u67e5\u71c3\u6599\u7bb1)&#8221;\u7684\u8b66\u544a\uff0cRich Heitzig\u5c06\u4f1a\u83b7\u5f97250\u7f8e\u5143\u3002<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u7b2c\u4e09\u540d\uff1a\u201cYou might just want to have it dry cleaned&#8230;\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u4e5f\u8bb8\u4f60\u5728\u53ea\u662f\u60f3\u628a\u5b83\u5f04\u5e72\u201d\uff0cFarrah Kakavand\u770b\u89c1\u4e00\u5f20Super Lotto\u5165\u573a\u5238\u80cc\u9762\u7684\u8b66\u544a\u201dDo not iron\uff08\u522b\u7528\u71a8\u6597\uff09\u201d\uff0c\u4e8e\u662f\u8bf4\u4e86\u8fd9\u53e5\uff01<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u7b2c\u56db\u540d\uff1a\u201cGuess where I\u2019m calling you from now? \u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>New York\u7684Nancy\u5728\u4e00\u4e2a\u624b\u673a\u4e0a\u53d1\u73b0\u7684\u8b66\u544a\uff0c\u201cDon\u2019t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven\uff08\u4e0d\u8981\u8bd5\u7740\u7528\u5fae\u6ce2\u7089\u70d8\u5e72\u4f60\u7684\u624b\u673a\uff09\u201d\uff0c\u4fbf\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u731c\u731c\u6211\u6b63\u5728\u54ea\u91cc\u7ed9\u4f60\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\uff1f\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u7b2c\u4e94\u540d\uff1a\u201cDon\u2019t let your fingers do the walking while you are doing this&#8230; \u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease do not use this directory while operationg a moving vehicle\uff08\u5f53\u4f60\u5f00\u8f66\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u8bf7\u4e0d\u8981\u4f7f\u7528\u8fd9\u4e2a\u901a\u8baf\u5f55\uff09\u201d\u4e00\u672c\u9ec4\u9875\u4e66\u4e0a\u7684\u8b66\u544a\uff0cRonald Hyman\u8bf4\u4e86\u201d\u5f53\u4f60\u505a\u8fd9\u4e2a\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u4e0d\u8981\u7528\u624b\u6307\u8d70\u8def\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-LAW&#8217;s TENTH ANNUAL WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST  &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/?p=211\" class=\"more-link\">\u7ee7\u7eed\u9605\u8bfb<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201c\u7b2c\u5341\u5c4a\u5947\u7279\u8b66\u793a\u6807\u5fd7\u5956\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[173,59],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-copy","tag-173","tag-59"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.axqd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}