FeedDemon醒目

FeedDemon是一款Blog阅读工具,主要特点:

1.使用简便,易学易上手
2.更加明了的显示更新
3.帅气…ft…
4.看UESTC的新闻,可是顶呱呱的哦…
http://www.news.uestc.edu.cn/RSS.aspx
5.群组报纸,把新的内容整合为一张报纸,一目了然
6.过滤器,比如不想看到XX的…就可以…
7.回复、管理、看回复都是直接从FeedDemon的浏览器点击标题访问Blog页面进行(依然在FeedDemon内部,所以还是一般拉,实在不行就用WBEditor),不是很方便。
不过以上这个缺点经过一段时间的使用,会渐渐适应(比如我),如今FeedDemon越用越顺手了,特此强烈推荐:

在154的ftp的soft提供下载,好不容易才找到破解哦…
目前已更新为最新版本1.10

相关连接:
http://www.feeddemon.com

下面是其介绍:

Simplify the way you read the web!
FeedDemon enables you to quickly read and gather information from hundreds of web sites – without having to visit them. Don’t

waste any more time checking your favorite web sites for updates. Instead, use FeedDemon and make them come to you.

FeedDemon makes RSS/Atom feeds as easy to access as your email.

Pre-configured with dozens of popular feeds, so you can start using it right away
Newspaper displays news items from dozens of sites in a single web page for easy reading
Watches collect news items containing specific words or phrases, alerting you to items of interest so you don’t have to look

for them
News Bins store your favorite news items for future reference
Integration with Feedster and other popular RSS search engines
Built-in tabbed browser for surfing the web within FeedDemon
Support for Atom 0.3 and all versions of RSS
Easy to use for beginners, yet powerful enough to please the most sophisticated news junkie
FeedDemon is a native Windows application, so it runs fast and does NOT require the bulky .NET runtime.

FeedDemon™ 1.10 Release Notes
Copyright © 2003-2004 Bradbury Software, LLC
Build date: June 3, 2004
What’s New in FeedDemon 1.10
Added: Basic support for Atom 0.3 feeds
Added: “Update All Channel Groups” (Shift+Ctrl+F5) added to Tools > Update menu
Added: Search box added to channel bar, which enables searching downloaded news items in the current group or all groups.

Right clicking on the search results displays a context menu which includes options to convert the search results to a watch

or a news bin.
Added: Web search added to browser toolbar
Added: Generic “Date” column to news item list, which contains pubDate if it exists, received date otherwise. This new column

is the only date column shown by default – both the “received” and “published” columns are hidden. This also affects the

default sorting and grouping (both are now set to the generic date), which may change how you’re used to seeing news items

sorted.
Added: The “Group By” selection now enables grouping news items by title. Items with the same title, or items with the same

title preceeded by RE:, are grouped together. Use this along with the new “Forum” style when browsing feeds generated from

newsgroups or online forums.
Added: Support for IE’s form auto-completion inside FeedDemon’s browser
Added: Shift+Ctrl+H shortcut for “hide read news items.” Note that you’ll need to assign this shortcut yourself if you

previously customized FeedDemon’s shortcuts.
Added: “Match all keywords” option added to watches. When enabled, only news items containing all keywords will be matched.
Added: After creating a watch channel, you are now asked if you’d like to run the watch on existing news items
Added: Support for the “feed URI scheme” (feed:// protocol). At startup, FeedDemon prompts to make it the default aggregator

if it’s not the registered application for the feed protocol. This prompt may be disabled on the General tab in Options.
Added: Double-clicking a news item now browses to its link. If you have “Open external links in default browser” selected,

this will launch the page in your default browser, otherwise it will show in FeedDemon. If is held down, the opposite

will occur.
Added: “Forum” newspaper style
Added: “Mega” newspaper styles (3)
Added: “Popbox” newspaper styles (2)
Added: “Nightfall” newspaper style
Added: “Manage cache” added to File menu, which enables moving FeedDemon’s cache folder
Added: Support for XP SP2’s local machine zone lockdown
Added: FeedDemon now enables drag-and-drop of URLs onto its main window. If the URL is a newsfeed, then FeedDemon will show

the “New Channel” wizard; if it’s an OPML file, it will show the “New Group” wizard; otherwise, it will navigate to that URL

in the integrated browser.
Added: Drag-and-drop reordering of channel bar groups
Added: Desktop alert can now be dragged
Added: “Show validation errors in new channels” added to General page in Options. When this is enabled (which it is by

default), FeedDemon will check new channels for well-formedness and display an error dialog if any problems are found. This

dialog includes a link to the Feed Validator, so authors can check their feeds for additional problems. Note that this dialog

doesn’t prevent subscribing to a feed – it simply warns that the feed contains errors which might affect how FeedDemon

displays it.
Added: FeedDemon’s popup blocker can now be overridden by holding down
Added: Support for BlogJet, BlogWizard and ecto (1.0 RC4 or later) as “BlogThis” tools
Added: Timeout setting added to connection options
Added: “Import OPML File” added to File menu (this was possible in 1.0, but wasn’t explicit)
Changed: The default newspaper filter is now “Unread News” instead of “Today’s News”
Changed: The default value for automatically marking items as read has changed from five seconds to three seconds
Changed: The cleanup wizard now remembers your selections
Changed: Hiding the filter bar now removes the keyword filter
Changed: The max # of channels per group has been increased from 500 to 999
Changed: Rearranged browser-related toolbuttons to accomodate new “Web Search”
Changed: Removed “View address bar” (address bar is now always visible)
Changed: In previous releases the newspaper filter would be hidden when not applicable, but now it’s simply disabled
Changed: When a channel fails to update due to a connection problem (404, etc.), the error icon is no longer removed after

clicking it in the channel bar
Changed: Pressing Enter while typing keywords into a watch now adds the current entry to the list of keywords
Changed: The collapsed/expanded state of channel bar groups is now retained
Changed: The system tray “info balloon” has been replaced with an Outlook-style desktop alert
Changed: Trial version now allows 20 days rather than 30 uses
Changed: OPML files that are missing type=”rss” are still imported, so long as each outline node uses the xmlUrl attribute.
Fixed: Cleanup wizard fails to remove news items
Fixed: “CDATA error” in newspaper with feeds containing a null (hex 00) character
Fixed: EOF error when showing newspaper if cache folder contains a single quote or ampersand
Fixed: News item sort order not retained
Fixed: Auto-discovery shows incorrect newsfeed URL when browsing pages which contain Google AdSense ads
Fixed: Local feeds are always re-parsed even when they haven’t been modified since the last update
Fixed: If a channel is deleted, the summary will contain a “ghost” of that channel if FeedDemon is abnormally shutdown
Fixed: Read items sporadically being marked as unread
Fixed: Double-clicking a news item when the preview is hidden doesn’t re-display the preview
Fixed: Newspaper filter dropdown doesn’t appear after moving cache to a UNC folder
Fixed: Current news item doesn’t appear in browser after clicking splitter to unhide the browser
Fixed: Search channels extend beyond height of “New Search Channel” dialog
Fixed: Access violation when clicking newspaper filter selection immediately after typing a URL in the address bar
Fixed: IntelliPoint 4.x “Scroll one page at a time” (WHEEL_PAGESCROLL) not supported in news item list
Fixed: Watches fail to treat the | character as a word delimiter when matching whole words only
Fixed: Channel bar hints show last update date/time as GMT instead of local date/time
Fixed: FeedDemon fails to detect the in OPML files whose titles are contained in CDATA sections<br /> Fixed: Favorites menu incorrectly draws items containing an ampersand<br /> Fixed: FeedDemon resets the language the first time a new beta is started, but the welcome wizard still shows the previously</p> <p>-selected language<br /> Fixed: FeedDemon incorrectly handles OPML links which use the feed:// protocol<br /> Fixed: Hiding browser leaves browser toolbar showing<br /> Fixed: Feeds with line feeds in their titles can’t be added<br /> Fixed: Back/forward buttons aren’t correctly handled with all mouse drivers<br /> Fixed: Double-clicking system tray icon when alert is showing doesn’t bring FeedDemon to the front<br /> Fixed: Address bar shows incorrect URL after prolonged use with multiple browser tabs<br /> Fixed: After right-clicking on empty browser tab to show context menu, context menu appears again when left-clicking anywhere</p> <p>else<br /> Fixed: Single key reading with spacebar doesn’t work with search results<br /> Fixed: Items in search results don’t show their source channel name in FeedDemon’s newspaper<br /> Fixed: Channel bar context menu doesn’t display when clicking a group caption<br /> Fixed: Title not extracted from entries in Atom feeds<br /> Fixed: Search box disappears after clicking “Search” button with no search keyword specified<br /> Fixed: Context menu doesn’t appear when right-clicking on search textbox<br /> Fixed: Group captions in the channel bar always use MS Sans Serif font<br /> Fixed: Clicking a feed validator link displays the “New Channel” wizard<br /> Fixed: Refresh toolbutton fails to refresh the browser when viewing an external site<br /> Fixed: pipe characters in channel names cause channel bar tooltip to be truncated<br /> Fixed: When current month is January, the “Last month” filter fails to show news items published in December. Likewise, the</p> <p>“Last week” filter fails to show items published the last week of December when it’s currently the first week in January.<br /> Fixed: Max HTTP connections setting (Tools > Options > Connection) doesn’t register keyboard input<br /> Fixed: Synchronize with OPML doesn’t show or use htmlUrl, causing channel <link> to be left empty<br /> Fixed: Synchronize with OPML always considers newsfeed URLs containing & as new<br /> Fixed: When using XP’s classic theme, or when running on a version of Windows prior to XP, the channel bar and the news item</p> <p>list use different scrollbar styles<br /> Fixed: When creating a new channel group, the OPML URL is always set to the same URL as the last time the dialog was shown,</p> <p>regardless of whether a URL is in the clipboard<br /> Fixed: Channel properties shows overlapped text on large font displays<br /> Fixed: Deleting a channel group fails with read-only OPML files<br /> Fixed: Resizing main window causes browser splitter to jump to right side<br /> Fixed: Web pages that use JavaScript to resize themselves or hide their scrollbars may display incorrectly in FeedDemon<br /> Fixed: Garbage in status bar and other UI elements on Japanese Windows<br /> Fixed: FeedDemon doesn’t restore from a minimized window when called by another application</p> <p>——————————————————————————–</p> <p>Known Issues<br /> FeedDemon’s date calculations are ISO 8601 compliant, which means that they treat Monday as the first day of the week. As a</p> <p>result, grouping news items by date may show Sunday of the current week as “Last Week.”<br /> Although FeedDemon supports Unicode (see below), Unicode characters in channel titles may not display correctly in</p> <p>FeedDemon’s channel bar.<br /> Since Windows 98 and Windows ME don’t fully support Unicode, FeedDemon must be run on Windows 2000, Windows XP or Windows</p> <p>2003 for it to correctly display Unicode newsfeeds.<br /> In rare cases, JavaScript bugs in Web pages may result in FeedDemon displaying a “Floating point exception” error message.</p> <p>This error message may prevent these pages from being displayed in FeedDemon’s browser, but it is otherwise harmless.<br /> FeedDemon internally maps elements in Atom feeds to RSS, so features of Atom newsfeeds that aren’t available in RSS may not</p> <p>be supported.<br /> Technical Support<br /> Please refer to the following online resources for the latest technical support information:<br /> Support Home – http://www.bradsoft.com/support/<br /> Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) – http://www.bradsoft.com/support/faq/<br /> Support Forums – http://www.bradsoft.com/forums/<br /> Minimum System Requirements<br /> 300MHz PC running Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP or 2003<br /> Internet Explorer 6<br /> 64MB RAM or OS minimum (whichever is greater)</p> </div><!-- .entry-content --> <footer class="entry-footer"> <span class="byline"><span class="author vcard"><img alt='' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/035e731108bff041628485895106672c?s=49&d=mm&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/035e731108bff041628485895106672c?s=98&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-49 photo' height='49' width='49' decoding='async'/><span class="screen-reader-text">作者 </span> <a class="url fn n" href="https://blog.axqd.net/?author=1">axqd</a></span></span><span class="posted-on"><span class="screen-reader-text">发布于 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=320" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published updated" datetime="2004-06-25T17:34:09+08:00">2004-06-25</time></a></span><span class="cat-links"><span class="screen-reader-text">分类 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?cat=6" rel="category">挨踢技术</a></span><span class="tags-links"><span class="screen-reader-text">标签 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?tag=design" rel="tag">design</a>、<a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?tag=feed-daemon" rel="tag">feed-daemon</a></span><span class="comments-link"><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=320#comments"><span class="screen-reader-text">FeedDemon醒目</span>有3条评论</a></span> </footer><!-- .entry-footer --> </article><!-- #post-320 --> <article id="post-7" class="post-7 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-copy tag-59"> <header class="entry-header"> <h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=7" rel="bookmark">诚信-2001年高考作文</a></h2> </header><!-- .entry-header --> <div class="entry-content"> <p>我是2001年参加高考的,我记得当时的作文题目叫做:论诚信,是一篇续写作文。<br /> 内容大概是:一个人背着6个背包回家,分别是:健康、财富、智慧、勇气、爱情、诚信。<br /> 他回家时要经过一条河,于是找了一个船夫划船载他回家。当船行驶到河中间时,遇到了风暴。<br /> 船夫说:必须要扔掉一个背包,减轻重量才能过河,于是那个人就扔掉了诚信。<br /> 当年要求考生续写这篇文章。<br /> 我记得我是这样写的:<br /> 那个人因为失掉了诚信,所以没有朋友,很孤独,当他临死的时候,他把他的儿子叫到身边,对他说了当年失掉诚信的事情,并且把剩下的5个背包给了他的儿子。<br /> 他的儿子听完很激动说:您怎么能失掉诚信呢?我一定会把诚信找回来的。<br /> 那个人于是安心的去了…<br /> 于是,他的儿子背上了那5个背包,去寻找诚信。<br /> 他的儿子又来到那条河边,当年载他父亲的船夫还活着。<br /> 他儿子求船夫把他载到河中间去打捞诚信。<br /> 船夫很感动,就载着他儿子到了河中间。<br /> 儿子跳下河,一会就把代表诚信的背包捞了上来。于是船夫就载着船要把他儿子送回家,刚划了一会,又起了风暴,<br /> 船夫说,必须扔下一些东西减轻重量,我相信你,你不会像你父亲那样扔掉诚信的。<br /> 儿子回答说:诚信是最重要的,我决不会扔掉它,相信我。<br /> 说完后,一把抓起船夫把他扔下河去。因为他背着智慧的背包,所以轻松地把船划到对岸,回到了家。<br /> 而且,家乡的人因为儿子有了诚信,于是就和他非常好,儿子从此过上了幸福的生活…<br /> 结果,我的作文得了18分的说,总分差7分就是一类本哩…<br /> 我的意思就是:<br /> 现如今在社会上有很多道貌岸然的家伙,用肮脏的手段完成原始积累,然后就有了很多资本,比如:诚信。</p> </div><!-- .entry-content --> <footer class="entry-footer"> <span class="byline"><span class="author vcard"><img alt='' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/035e731108bff041628485895106672c?s=49&d=mm&r=g' 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class="entry-header"> <h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=318" rel="bookmark">选课测试版 v1.0</a></h2> </header><!-- .entry-header --> <div class="entry-content"> <p>欢迎使用,呵呵!</p> <p>http://asp.7i24.com/axqd/test.rar</p> </div><!-- .entry-content --> <footer class="entry-footer"> <span class="byline"><span class="author vcard"><img alt='' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/035e731108bff041628485895106672c?s=49&d=mm&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/035e731108bff041628485895106672c?s=98&d=mm&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-49 photo' height='49' width='49' loading='lazy' decoding='async'/><span class="screen-reader-text">作者 </span> <a class="url fn n" href="https://blog.axqd.net/?author=1">axqd</a></span></span><span class="posted-on"><span class="screen-reader-text">发布于 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=318" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published updated" datetime="2004-06-23T17:31:13+08:00">2004-06-23</time></a></span><span class="cat-links"><span class="screen-reader-text">分类 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?cat=6" rel="category">挨踢技术</a></span><span class="tags-links"><span class="screen-reader-text">标签 </span><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?tag=publish" rel="tag">publish</a>、<a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?tag=%e9%80%89%e8%af%be" rel="tag">选课</a></span><span class="comments-link"><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=318#respond"><span class="screen-reader-text">于选课测试版 v1.0</span>留下评论</a></span> </footer><!-- .entry-footer --> </article><!-- #post-318 --> <article id="post-4" class="post-4 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-copy tag-funny tag-172 tag-59"> <header class="entry-header"> <h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://blog.axqd.net/?p=4" rel="bookmark">恶心火星贴</a></h2> </header><!-- .entry-header --> <div class="entry-content"> <p>一、我小时侯吃饭不老实,一老农为了教育我,对我说:六零年苦呀,没饭吃,抠出来的鼻屎从来不扔的。</p> <p>二、有个富豪找佣人,面试的题目是上厕所。前几个上完后都没有洗手就出来了,富豪因此把他们打发走了,只有一个洗了手,于是富豪留下了他。可是有一天,富豪却发现他没有洗手就出来了,富豪问他是为什么?佣人答到:“偶今天带了手纸…”</p> <p>三、一个男子看见一家商店大减价,便走了进去。<br /> “您买些什么?”<br /> “我想买狗食。”<br /> “我们有规定,您必须证明您有狗。”<br /> “哪儿有这样的规定?”<br /> “减价商品就是这样。”<br /> 男子与售货员磨了半天,售货员还是不同意卖给他。没有办法,男子只好回家把狗带来,才买到了狗食。<br /> 过了几天,男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店,找到那个售货员。<br /> “您买些什么?”<br /> “你把手伸进去就知道。”<br /> 售货员把手伸了进去: “是什么呀,粘乎乎的。”<br /> “我想买两卷儿手纸。”</p> <p>四、有个人去带著朋友去探望他的外婆。当他和外婆说话时,他的朋友开始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生,把花生都吃完了。<br /> 当他们离开时,他的朋友对外婆说:“谢谢您的花生。”<br /> 外婆回应说:“喔!嗯!唉!自从我牙齿掉光后,我就只能吸掉它们外层的巧克力而已。老了,咳…”</p> <p>五、有人很喜欢“麻辣粉丝煲”这道菜。有一次,他上饭馆,又点了这道菜。但侍者告诉他,这道菜已经卖完了。<br /> “真的卖完了吗?”他很失望地问。<br /> “先生,真的卖完了。你瞧,最后一份卖给那桌的先生了。”<br /> 侍者回答道。那人顺着侍者的指点,看见有个很体面的绅士坐在邻座。绅士的饭菜已经吃得差不多了,但那份“麻辣粉丝煲”居然还是满满的。那人觉得绅士很浪费美味,所以他走到绅士旁边,指着那份“麻辣粉丝煲”,很有礼貌地问:<br /> “先生,您这还要吗?”<br /> 绅士很有风度地摇摇头。于是那人立刻坐下,拿起调羹狼吞虎咽起来。风卷残云,一会儿一半下肚了,突然间他发现在砂锅底躺着一只很小很小,但皮毛已长全的小老鼠。一阵恶心,那人把吃下去的所有粉丝通通吐回了砂锅里。<br /> 当他在那儿翻胃不已的时候,那绅士用很同情的眼光看着他,说:“很恶心是吗?刚才我也是这样…”</p> <p>六、这天,酒店老板正在大厅巡视。来了一乞丐,上前说道:“老板给个牙签行吗?”老板给他一个打发走了。一会儿,又来一个乞丐,也是来要牙签的。老板心想现在这乞丐,怎么不要饭改要牙签了?也同样给他一个打发走了。没过多久,又来一个乞丐。老板对他说:“你也是来要牙签的吗?”<br /> 乞丐说:“有个人吐了,可我晚了一步,已经被前面两个乞丐把能吃的都吃了,现在只剩下汤了。你能给我个吸管吗?”</p> <p>七、老大、老二乘坐飞机,老二晕机,不停呕吐。一袋吐满,老大只好去取袋子,等他回来时,发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。老大问其原因,老二说:“我看到这只袋子也吐满了,只好又喝进去了半袋,结果他们就全吐了。”</p> <p>八、有一天,老大和老二又去戏院看戏,看到中途二人为情节发展而争执起来,并为此打赌。老大指着前边摆的一排痰盂说:“输的人要喝一口那里边的东西。”不幸,老大输了,于是老大皱着眉头喝了一口。二人接着赌下边的情节,这次,老二输了。只见老二抱起一个痰盂,咕咚咕咚连喝了十五大口。老大大惊失色,佩服的五体投地,对老二说:“你太了不起了,居然能连喝十五大口!”老二摇摇头:“不是我想喝,那个痰盂里的痰太浓,我实在咬不断!”</p> <p>九、小美特别喜欢吃猪血糕,每次在路边看到卖猪血糕的摊子,一定会买来过过瘾。某天,她在路上看到有一个六十多岁的阿婆在卖,就去买来吃。吃罢,发现这猪血糕异常美味,於是她就想向阿婆至上最高的敬意。<br /> (用台语对答)<br /> 美:“阿婆,你的猪血糕怎会那麽香?”<br /> 婆:“材料珍贵,一个月只能卖几天。”<br /> 美:“哇!那麽珍贵的材料,你哪拿的?”<br /> 婆:“唉,我的用了几十年,现在老了,没了。现在只能靠我女儿了。”<br /> 美:“#$%^”</p> <p>十、三兄弟走在大街上,看见地上有一堆黄澄澄的东西。<br /> 老大低下头仔细看了看说:“好象是便便!”<br /> 老二仔细的闻了一下,确认道:“是便便!”<br /> 老三用手指挑起一点尝了以下,肯定地说:“的确是便便。”<br /> 三兄弟站起来,小心的跨过那一堆东西,庆幸地说:“还好没有踩到。”</p> </div><!-- .entry-content --> <footer class="entry-footer"> <span 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